Make Halloween Shrunken Heads from Apples

February 9, 2011


Of course, IT WOULD BE WRONG to use authentic South American Jívaro tribal methods to actually decapitate and shrink the head of the person most annoying you AT THIS VERY MOMENT. The finished shrunken head is called a tsantsas and if you follow the link above you’ll find the process easy and enticing. Really, just a perfect weekend project and the tools needed are rudimentary. So simple. So satisfying. BUT IT WOULD BE WRONG. Click on image above for larger size.

However, we can safely and, without committing felony murder, satisfy this urge by making a Shrunken Head Apple Halloween Decoration. Isn’t Halloween great? It’s my favorite holiday. I’d never even considering decapitating anyone. Honest.



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